tabit:

I’m not in the mood to exist

(Source: hitmonchan, via hemmingsbird)

chacebby:

Reblog for a corny pick up line in your ask

(via anon-lana)

mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

(Source: officialsubway, via activepayne)

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

I do that like 24/7

(via lost-girlfindingherway)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

forsciencejohn:

when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

(via banananasareamazing)